Nameless Henchmen Syndrome

Nameless Henchmen Syndrome(NHS)
You can't defeat me I AM JA-*smash* - Nameless Henchman, while trying to give monologue

People who are affected by the namless henchmen disease share a common fact that they either have no sirname, was not ever given a name at all or the most unfortunate case, when they try to announce their names, an utterly random and universally coincidental event would prevent them from finishing their sentence. Symptoms of NHS include severe laggy reflexes, inability to aim, duck, or evade consistently,inability to express any human emotions such as fear or embarrassment for what is happening infront of them, as well as an affinity for inexplicable and painful deaths.